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[ikillforsupper]

[PRETEND A PHONE IS HERE]


Beep.

Comments

CALLING

[idateforsupper]

[ikillforsupper]

What?

[idateforsupper]

Where are you?

[ikillforsupper]

Why do you care?

[idateforsupper]

For one, you're my sister and I obviously care if I haven't heard from you or seen you for awhile.

I know who you're with, too. You need to come back.

[ikillforsupper]

So you only called because my life is finally going great. Of course

[idateforsupper]

Excuse me if I've been busy. My boyfriend just died.

[ikillforsupper]

I don't know what your problem is, Alison. That simply means you've got a free house and maybe a spa. Congrats.

[idateforsupper]

Fuck you, Lois! I pay bills just like he did, and I don't want anything he owned. The fact you'd even say that makes me wonder why you always think I'm such a bad sister.

[ikillforsupper]

That's nice. I'm busy, go interfere in someone else's life.

[idateforsupper]

No, not when you're trying to hurt someone!

[ikillforsupper]

I'm not hurting anyone. I'm spreading happiness.

[idateforsupper]

You are so. Lois, you have to tell me where you are before this gets way insane.

[ikillforsupper]

No. You're not taking her away from me. We're happy. Go away.

[idateforsupper]

Jean-Paul is probably the fastest guy in this world. He's going to find you if you don't level with me, here!

[ikillforsupper]

Goodbye, Alison.

[AND SHE HANGS UP ON YOU]